I think my pancreas/kidneys/appendix are failing because my body is all "Okay. Now we're going to hurt HERE" and I have shooting pains in random places here and there where those organs MIGHT be.
In any case, tell me important things now because my organs are teaming up to kill me.
(Help.)
In any case, tell me important things now because my organs are teaming up to kill me.
(Help.)
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Aha! So this is the source of All Important Things That I Have Recently Told You!
It appears as if the Gods of Irony have looked upon us two, my dearest Kelsey, and allowed me to tell you such awe-inspiring tales of my life.
How ironic.
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